Ok, here is something I have been struggling to understand for quite some time now. Why, for the love of all that is good and just, would any guy want to drive around in a pickup truck with a pair of testicles hanging from the back of the tailgate!?!?!? Have you seen these? What causes a person to derive any type of satisfaction from such a thing? Maybe there are some of you out there who understand this. Maybe, just maybe, there are even some of you reading this who have a pair of “man plumbs” dangling from the back of your truck at this very moment. If so, I certainly welcome your input, that is, as long as you don’t send me any framed photos of your metallic manhood and it’s ever drooping “marble pouch.”
Now, I could spend quite a bit of time expostulating on the many possible reasons why a guy would want to proudly display one of these “suspended supplements” on the back of his vehicle. Perhaps there are guys who simply enjoy being able to jump out of a truck and lovingly gaze upon a pair of “virile gumdrops.” Yes, that’s probably it: Some guys just like to stare at male genitalia every chance they get because it kind of gives them a special feeling. A lascivious tingling if you will. I suppose I shouldn’t judge. So, in the interest of not judging, I decided instead to contact my good friend, Jasper T. Vetch and have him contact BullsBalls. Jasper is an ACA and is quite adept when it comes to confronting various institutions with concerns that need to be addressed. So, without any further ado, I give you Jasper T. Vetch and his attempted correspondence with the founder of BullsBalls…
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