Sunday, March 8, 2015

Morning Shower, Evening Shower or Hourly Sponge Baths?




Okay, are you ready?   ARE YOU?  Here is the question of the week?  I know, I know.  I didn’t pose a question last week and most likely will not pose one next week but I have one THIS week so shut up and read before I stop posing questions (and start posing nude).


But, as usual, I digress.  Let’s being again…


Here is the question of the week:  What time of day do you normally shower? 


No, I’m not asking because I have plans to install surveillance equipment in your water closet. (That’s slated for next year)  No, I’m just asking because I’m wondering what time of day most people prefer to take showers.


To be clear, I’m not including those times when you’re running, playing basketball, doing Pilates, vigorously picking your nose (or other regions), etc.   Obviously, in those cases you will shower no matter what time of day it is.  At least I hope you will.  PLEASE do.


Instead, I’m referring to the time of day that you customarily prefer to take a shower. 


Maybe you’re one of those run-of-the-mill morning showerererers. (sorry, I wasn’t sure where to stop with the “ers”)  I used to be one of you.  I used to stumble out of  bed to enjoy a nice warm shower to wake up and mentally prepare for my day.  Guess what?  I was WRONG!  And if you’re doing that, then SO ARE YOU.


Okay, I know that not everyone is the same, so maybe a morning shower does, in fact, do the trick for some; nevertheless, I believe that a shower before bed is more advantageous and here are a few reasons why.

1.  Studies show that taking a warm shower in the evening causes your body to prepare for sleep mode.  When you take a warm shower, your body temp rises.  When you exit the shower, your body temp drops which prepares the body for sleep.  Below is a link to a short article that refers to this physiological process.  


Note that the body is said to produce melatonin when it cools.  Yup, that’s the hormone supplement that every Tom, Dick and Harriet seem to be taking right now to aid in what?  That's right: Sleep.  So, if taking a warm shower in the evening causes your body to prepare for sleep, guess what taking a warm shower in the morning does?  THE SAME THING!  You’re putting yourselves to sleep people, at the exact time you’re supposed to be putting yourself  awake.  Stop it!  NOW!
               


2. Your bed is your "nest".  Yes, we're all like little birds, bears, etc.  A few of us (you) are even like rats.  We like to have a little comfortable place to bed down for the night, we like it to be clean and therefore, we are most content and comfortable when we bring our clean selves into our "nest".  Yup, even you rats.  I did a quick search and found a few different articles that refer to the importance of cleanliness and sense perception while sleeping.  Here is one short article that speaks of a proper sleep environment.  It doesn't speak specifically of showering before bedtime, but does speak of the importance of comfort and cleanliness as related to getting a good nights sleep.  


3. Sleep is a time of mental, physical and emotional regeneration.  I referred to the physical aspect of cleanliness above, but there is also a mental aspect.  I believe that a key to regeneration is cleanliness and organization.  When you take a shower, you get your outside clean, and in doing so, you feel more clean inwardly.  This allows you to start your regenerating sleep time with a feeling of "starting over".  

So there you have it.  Those are just a few reasons why night showering is the way to go.

Maybe some of you have a different opinion (a.k.a. an incorrect opinion). If so, I'd certainly enjoy hearing them.  

Maybe some of you go kitty style and prefer to lick yourselves clean several times a day. 

Maybe some of you opt for a once per week shower/bath and just slather yourself with massive quantities of deodorant and body spray in between. 
Maybe one of you has a "close" friend who is willing to administer gentle but loving hourly sponge baths. 
Whatever the case may be, please let me know you're preferred time of day for bathing and why.  If you don't, I'll just have to make assumptions and you know that won't be pretty.